My Girl Valentine`s Myth   Britney Spears` `video for the singer`s pop music CD single, `Oops I Did It Again` (2000), presents her as a girl in a red pilot`s suit on Mars where an astronaut wearing a North American Space Administration (NASA) spacesuit arrives to marvel, `What the ..!` The astronaut discovers what looks like a cameo brooch of the singer in the sandy desert of the red planet by his feet and picks it up to examine it more closely. Looking like a `cookie`, that is,...

  Why Did God Destroy Sodom?   God`s dislike for homosexuality is well documented, but few are able to give an explanation other than God`s antipathy. In the late 20th century HIV/AIDS emerged as the incurable `killer disease` spread by homosexuals mixing blood, shit and semen in each others` anuses, which was interpreted by biblical scholars as the `blood plague` (Rev: 11. 6) sent by God to convert men from their sin: `Men cursed the god of heaven but refused to repent of what they...

  Parasitical Cannibalism   Bisexuality was the modern paradigm of the 21st century in which homosexuality and lesbian relationships were conceived as behavioural alternatives in terms of sexuality, whereas God`s exhortation to Eve her `seed` (Gen: 3. 15) will `crush the head of the serpent with her foot as she leaves` suggests women with `seed` of their own born after she leaves Eden with the first man, Adam, because the pair were tempted by the serpent with the `fruit of the tree of...

  I Will Fear No Evil   Science fiction `Grand Master`, Robert A. Heinlein (1907-88), wrote the novel, I Will Fear No Evil (1970), inspired by the 23rd psalm of Christianity`s Common Book of Prayer, which celebrates Jesus` role as the new redeemer who will `rule the nations with an iron scepter`: `Yes, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me, your rod and your staff they comfort me.` (Ps: 23. 4) In the 20th century the concept of...

  Robot Knight   The history of armor is of the man protecting the woman, whereas the history of woman is her city being attacked by men wearing armor. The prototypical instance is the abduction of Helen of Greece from her husband, Menelaus, by Paris who took her to his father`s city of Troy, where Prince Paris and King Priam didn`t have to wait very long for Agamenon, the King of Sparta and the brother of Menelaus, to petition the Greek states to supply ships and men to lay siege to...

  One Foot In The Grave   In the Bible God tells Eve her `seed` will `crush the head of the serpent as she leaves.` (Gen: 3. 15) As she leaves Earth, presumably. Adam and Eve, the first man and woman, are being expelled from the garden of Eden for accepting the forbidden `fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil`, which is death, and for rejecting the `tree of life`, that is, immortality. Adam is told by God he must work while Eve is told by God she must bear pain in labor,...

  Barefoot In The Park   In the Bible God tells Adam and Eve that they must work, while Eve is specifically told by God that she must experience pain in the birthing of children. Adam and Eve were the first man and woman who disobeyed God by accepting the `fruit of the tree of the knowledge of god and evil` with the promise, `You shall be as gods,` (Gen: 3. 5) Essentially the descendants of Adam and Eve after their expulsion from Eden, the heaven of God on Earth called `paradise`,...

  You Shall Bruise His Heel   In the Bible the heel is usually associated with the foot when God is giving Eve instructions about the future of her `seed` and what she should do about the `perpetual enmity` that the `serpent`s seed` has for hers, `he shall crush your head with his foot and you shall bruise his heel`. But the heel of the hand is bruised if the handshake is too firm, which is what Eve`s acceptance of the `fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil` from the...

  Oedipus Is A Carnivore Watching Its Foot   The story of Oedipus contains the riddle `What goes on all fours in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?` The answer is given `man`, because infants crawl while adults are bipedal and old people use a cane to walk with and to tap against objects if they`re eyes are blind. Oedipus is metaphorically blind from the beginning, because he can`t see his path to avoid the events which will cause him...

  Calling All Girls   Born uncontaminated by male semen from his mother, the Virgin Mary, Jesus wasn`t maled, so he was the daughter of the Virgin Mary and not of the `serpent`s seed` of Eden, which is what God explained to Eve, the first woman. She would, `crush the head of the serpent with her foot as she leaves` Eden after the serpent had tempted her with the `fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil` that it is `death to taste`. The serpent persuaded Eve to give some of...